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By Tom Fitzmorris

Tuesday, January 6, 2009
979 restaurants are open in New Orleans today..

   Looking Up  
Today we turn the final corner on the way to summertime. Today is our latest sunrise of the year (by standard time, anyway). The earliest sunset was about a month ago, and the shortest day two and a half weeks ago. Everything looks a little brighter each day from now until the summer solstice, when winter will be long forgotten.

   The Twelfth Day of Christmas 
Although yesterday evening was really the Twelfth Night of Christmas, for some reason Twelfth Night is celebrated tonight in New Orleans. It is the Feast of the Epiphany or King Day, commemorating the visit of the Magi to the baby Jesus. It's also one of many days historically celebrated as Christmas; it still is by a few sects.

In New Orleans, today is the first day of the Carnival season, ushered in by the Twelfth Night Revelers, one of the oldest organizations in the New Orleans Carnival hierarchy. It holds it annual ball tonight, presided over by the Lord of Misrule. Its central ceremony is the cutting of the King Cake. (More on that below.) A special room on the second floor of Antoine's was created for the Revelers a few years ago, adding to that restaurant's collection of krewe-themed dining rooms. The krewes actually do have their dinners in those rooms, but the Twelfth Night Revelers will not be able to use theirs this year. It's in the part of the Antoine's complex that sagged under the attack of Katrina, and it's under heavy renovation.

January 6 is, then, King Cake Day. The tradition of the king cake has spread far beyond the rarefied air of the Twelfth Night Revelers' ball (where it determines who will lead the ball next year) into all levels of New Orleans society and to the rest of America. King cakes have spun completely out of control, being available everywhere throughout the Carnival season. Variations on king cakes have begun spreading out into the Christmas season, and I've even seen them made in green for St. Patrick's Day.

   Edible Dictionary  
king cake, n.--The New Orleans-style king cake is a ring of sweet yeast dough--often made in the style of brioche--decorated with coarse granulated sugar colored purple, green, and gold. (Those are the colors of Mardi Gras.) Sometimes the dough is braided, with cinnamon between the layers. The cake is frequently topped with white icing, and some versions are filled with fruit or custards. An essential ingredient is a small plastic baby. The person who gets the slice with the baby inside is required by tradition to give the next king cake party. King cake is traditionally served on January 6, the Feast of the Epiphany, commemorating the visit of the three Magi kings to the newborn Jesus. However, king cake has become such an icon of New Orleans eating that king cakes are baked and consumed long before King Day and every day through Mardi Gras. Thousands of them are baked and shipped throughout the year to people elsewhere who want a piece of New Orleans culture, but don't know the exact tradition.  ¶ Click here for the entire dictionary so far. Click here to ask about a food word you've wondered about.

   Delicious-Sounding Places  
Cake Hill, altitude 4406 feet, in in Niobrara County, Wyoming. That's pretty much in the middle of nowhere, 104 miles east northeast of Casper. It's about the same distance and direction to Mount Rushmore. Cake Hill is in the middle of a hilly, arid basin between some much more serious mountains. It's only reachable by dirt trails, of which there is a dense web in the area. Looks like a happy place for off-roaders. The nearest restaurant is the well-named Outpost Cafe in Lusk, about thirty-five miles as the eagle flies.

Deft Dining Rule #106: Only eat as many slices of king cake as you drink cups of coffee with it. (Click here for all our Rules For Better Dining.)

   Celebrity Chefs Today  
Today is the birthday of Leah Chase, the reigning queen of Creole cooking in New Orleans, in 1923. She was born on the North Shore, in Madisonville, and came to New Orleans in 1937. Miss Leah, who made Dooky Chase restaurant into a mainstay of dining here, started her cooking career at the old Coffee Pot restaurant in the 1940s, and she keeps at it today. In fact, one of her cookbooks is very appropriately entitled "And I Still Cook." Her most recent cookbook is another one of her favorite lines, "Listen, I Say Like This." Dooky Chase is not in the best of shape right now, but she says she's determined to get it open again. What a wonderful lady. To know her (or even to just meet her) is to love her.

   The Saints  
Speaking of local saints, today is the traditional birthday, in 1412, of Joan of Arc, the patron saint of New Orleans. She was born in Domremny, France, and became a French hero in the Battle of Orleans when she was only 19. Our namesake French city adopted her as their patron, and so did we. This year begins a a new parade in her honor. It begins in Woldenburg Park at five this afternoon, with depictions of Joan by four actresses and paraders in medieval costume. Singers will give a performance of French songs. The parade will be short, going from the riverfront to the statue of St. Joan that stands in the triangle at Decatur and Conti.

   Alluring Dinner Dates  
British cookbook author and food writer Nigella Lawson was born today in 1960. Her two best known books are How To Eat and How To Be A Domestic Goddess, both of which sold in the hundreds of thousands. Then she went to television, first in England and now on the Food Network. She grabs attention with lusty, borderline sexy commentary about the pleasures of cooking and eating. She claims no particular training in cooking; she does what comes naturally. I think she's good because she knows what many food writers and TV people don't: what tastes good.

   Annals Of Cereal  
Today in 1880, Tom Mix was born. He was the original movie cowboy, going back to the silent movie era. A radio show sponsored by Ralston Cereals featured Tom Mix as the lead character, but portrayed by other actors. The jingle comes to my mind, sung to the tune of "When The Bloom Is On The Sage." Here are the lyrics:

Shredded Ralston for your breakfast
Starts the day off nice and bright
Gives you lots of cowboy energy
And a flavor that's just right
It's delicious and nutritious
Bite-sized and ready to eat
Take a tip from Tom*, go and tell your mom
Shredded Ralston can't be beat.

*Tom Mix, not this Tom. Maybe I'll sing this on the radio show today if somebody asks. One more bit of trivia: Tom Mix is the cowboy on the cover of the Beatles' Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

   Restaurants On Television  
Getting back to food. . . Vic Tayback, who played the memorably the grumpy cook-owner of Mel's Diner on the TV show Alice, was born today in 1929.

   Food Namesakes  
Pro football player Robert Bean walked onto the gridiron of life today in 1972. . . He was followed by fellow pro Bubba Franks in 1978. . . Theoretical chemist and winner of the 1999 National Medal of Science Stuart Alan Rice conducted his first experiment--breathing air--today in 1932. Theoretical chemists are consulted by some avant-garde restaurants lately. It seems so, anyway. . . Allan Appel, who writes novels about time travel (among other things) came to us from out of 1945 today. . . Pro baseball pitcher Brian Bass stepped onto The Big Mound today in 1982.

   Words To Eat By  
"In taking soup, it is necessary to avoid lifting too much in the spoon, or filling the mouth so full as almost to stop the breath."--St. John Baptist de la Salle, the founder of the Christian Brothers.


Under The Table

Open Less Than Three Months
Cafe Sbisa Closes Again

Cafe Sbisa, which opened under the management of Glen Hogh of Vega Tapas Cafe on October, has closed again. Here's what the press release said:

Cafe Sbisa [has] closed due to unforeseen circumstances. Glen appreciates all of the support you have offered since he re-opened the historic restaurant, so we felt it was important to inform you of this sad turn of events.

Glen was sub-leasing from others who made the decision after a few months in business that they were no longer interested in running Cafe Sbisa, so the plug was pulled. Glen is currently talking with the building owner, and his hope is that they will be able to work things out so that the restaurant will once again operate.

That's as mysterious as it is disappointing. I wonder what the real problem is.

This, by the way, is one of the reasons I let restaurant run for six months on average before I review them.


The Year In Dining

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Nothing Big Happened In 2008

I hated writing this column. It's about the most boring year for New Orleans diners that I remember.

This has been a year of few major openings (but no major closings) and few major improvements. The restaurant business has had to struggle so hard to revive itself that it's not surprising that it spent most of the year marking time and catching its breath.

That thought didn't well up until I began to look for a restaurant to call the best new restaurant of the year. Nothing jumped out of my mind. I kept thinking. Still nothing. So I decided to ditch that old concept and invent special awards for this year only.

Was the best new restaurant MiLa, the Rushing couple's slick, innovative, polished new restaurant in the CBD? I rated it five stars in an earlier column this year. But it opened in 2007. So it's the Best New Restaurant of Last Year. (Which is different from Best New Restaurant of 2007. That was Bistro Daisy.)

Patois? Another good one, a delicious bistro a block from Clancy's, successor to the just-okay Nardo's, with a chef who did good things at the closed Bank Café in the Marigny. But that opened even earlier in 2007 than MiLa did. It's the Best Almost-New Restaurant of 2008.

Pellicano Ristorante did open this year, in Kenner. And it is very good--four stars' worth. But it's not well known, hard to find, and lightly attended. The best thing to happen there lately is that the management finally put up a sign big enough that you don't drive right past the place as you search for it. By the way, despite the name, it's not Italian, but contemporary Creole. Best Unheralded New Restaurant of the Year.

O'Brien's Grille? The Gretna steakhouse was a welcome addition to the sparse population of white-tablecloth restaurants on the West Bank. Good steaks, stark exterior, cool interior. Good steaks. Good service. Opened on St. Patrick's Day this year. Best New Limited Menu of the 2008.

A good potential candidate for the Unqualified Best New Restaurant of the Year would be Rambla, the new Spanisgh and Basque restaurant in the CBD. It was opened by Ken lacour and Kim Kringlie, the owners of Dakoa and Cuvee, and Bob Iacovone, the chef at Cuvee. But it's only been open a few months, not long enough for me to recommend it, or to go there myself. The few reports have been good, however. It's in the International House Hotel on Camp at Gravier, where the Lemon Grass Cafe was.

As I continued cogitating on this, a few other newsmaking premieres came to mind. But they all involved rebirths. The big story of the year was the return of Charlie's Steak House, a minor player on the scene for seventy years. Because of the current imperative that all real New Orleans restaurants be funky, it has been a subject of intense interest since the hurricane shut it down. Now it's back, same old place. Best Reincarnation of the Year.

There were two more unexpected, welcome returns from the dead this year. Coincidentally, they're less than a block apart: Maximo's, which has a new owner but the same chef, and Café Sbisa, operated--until early this week--by Glen Hogh, the owner of Vega Tapas Café. They jointly win the Best Reborn Neighbors of 2008. The fate of Cafe Sbisa, however, is uncertain. See the story above.

Early in the year, Chateau Du Lac moved from its tiny, unattractive space in Kenner to a much more appealing bistro in Metairie Road. That made it twice the restaurant it was, qualifying it for Best Expanded Restaurant of the Year.

Kevin Vizard, a chef whose work I've always enjoyed, did the opposite. He left a rent increase on his post-K St. Charles Avenue (Best New Restaurant of 2006!) to opened a smaller, tighter new Vizard's on Magazine Street this year. The best news here is that he didn't just close and disappear for a couple of years, as he has been known to do in the past. Best Shrunken Restaurant of the Year.

After struggling to establish his own cuisine at Peristyle, Chef Tom Wolfe--who bought the restaurant right before Katrina--gave up that fight and started another one. He renamed the place Wolfe's (no big deal; it's had at least three other names in its past) and reopened with a new menu that was supposed to be more in a Creole vein. But the changes have been subtle; the menu reads much like the Peristyle version, to me. Best Side-Stepping Restaurant of the Year.

The year began on a very optimistic note at La Provence, with Chef Rene Bajeux--probably the most gifted French chef in town then. He was in the kitchen cooking and in the barnyard raising pigs and chickens, saying it was great to be a chef again. Then he was gone. Randy Lewis, who we remember from Indigo a few years ago, came in as not only chef but partner with John Besh. His changes were deeper than we expected, winning the Best Hard To Dope Out Restaurant of 2008.

After a long foreplay, Chef Scott Boswell of Stella! finally reopened Stanley!--his cool post-Katrina grill and soda fountain--in the Lower Pontalba at year's end. He wins Best New Restaurant of Last Year, Next Year.

While all this was going on, the increase in size of the New Orleans restaurant community continued. On the first day of 2008 year, 884 real restaurants were open in the New Orleans area. Two weeks before year's end, the number is 980. We had 809 before Katrina. To put this in perspective, almost all other parts of the country saw their restaurant populations dwindle. New York and Los Angeles have seen significant drops. We are not doing badly.

But I'm hoping somebody wakes us up in 2009.


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Irene's Cuisine

Italian.
French Quarter: 539 St. Philip, 504-529-8811. Map.
Dinner Monday-Saturday.
Casual.
AE DC DS MC V

   WHY IT'S ESSENTIAL   
In a part of the French Quarter where most people on the streets are visitors, Irene's stays busy with a strong local clientele. They are there for the most important reason: the food here is delicious, ample, just offbeat enough to set it apart from other Italian restaurants, and consistent.

   WHY WE LIKE IT  
The menu is more along the lines of Tuscan cooking than the Sicilian styles more common around New Orleans. That's not necessarily better, but it is a refreshing change. Lots of dishes roasted in the oven with much olive oil, herbs, garlic, and prosciutto, with fish, birds, and veal.

   BACKSTORY   
Irene DiPietro's family has run Italian restaurants around town for decades. She's related to the owner of Fausto's, for example. Her ex-partner is Tommy Andrade, who now owns Tommy's in the CBD.

   SURROUNDINGS  
It's in an old paper warehouse with odd spaces. The kitchen, entrance, and bar are not where you'd think to find them. The dark main dining room isn't big enough to accommodate everybody who'd like to eat there, and some tables outside it are not very comfortable.

   ESSENTIAL DISHES 
Oysters Irene (pancetta and Romano). Oysters Vittorio (Italian style, plus artichokes). Roasted chicken with rosemary and garlic. Veal Sorrentino (and all the other veal dishes). Tiramisu. Bananas Foster bread pudding.

   FOR BEST RESULTS    
Show up right when the place opens if you don't like waiting.

   OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT  
Waiting for a table here is never fun and sometimes lengthy. The reservation system is sketchy at best.

   FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD   
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.
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  • Service +1
  • Consistency +2
  • Value +1
  • Attitude +1
  • Wine And Bar 
  • Hipness +1
  • Local Color +2
   SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES  
  • Live music
  • Romantic
  • Open Monday
  • Vegetarian dishes
  • Unusually large servings
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Dining Diary

Monday, November 24. Lola For Lunch. Dinner? Maybe my Mondays are so frantic is that I often go out to lunch instead of sticking at my desk. But Jude is here, and he wants to go out, and I have a good excuse. I need to see what's up at the noon meal at Lola in Covington to finish the review I wrote as soon as we got back.

But before we got back, we ate. The little place in the old train station was full, with a line of eight people ahead of us. We would prove to be the last in that line. Isn't that how it always happens?

Unlike the dinner menu--inspired by the cooking of Brennan's, since the married couple that owns the place both worked as chefs there before opening this--lunch at Lola is mostly about soup, sandwiches, and salads. They bake their own bread and desserts, which sounds impressive. Mary Ann says that this is not a plus, at Dining room at Lola.least not in the bread department. It's a medium-dark bread with a loose crumb that doesn't make a particularly good sandwich. The fillings are good, though. I had a tuna salad on mine, which I liked--but I left the bread there. (At Manresa, I resolved not to eat bread unless I really liked it, and not often even then. I'd weigh thirty or forty pounds less if I never ate bread.)

Mary Ann skipped the bread entirely by getting a shrimp and corn bisque that she liked a lot. My soup was good, too: a portobello mushroom and wild rice potage, not creamy, very hearty. Jude devoured the Bostonian sandwich, a sort of club with avocado and provolone.

The main topic of discussion was Jude's life, which has a way of taking over any conversation in which he is in attendance. It is pretty interesting. This movie-making stuff gives him lots of stories to tell.

I always run into someone I know but have not seen in awhile when I eat at Lola. Today it was Monty Montgomery, the founder of Time Saver, my first employer. He must be in his seventies now, but he still looks and sounds the same to me. He's one of the really nice guys. He's also evidence for my theory that only five hundred people live in New Orleans. Monty's grandson was a fellow Boy Scout, Jesuit Blue Jay, and Georgetown Hoya with Jude. Pure coincidence--but easy to understand if you recognize that there are only Five Hundred People.

I don't usually go into town on Mondays, but it was necessary today. After taking off last Thursday and Friday, I have some production work to catch up at the radio station. (And I'll only come in tomorrow for the remainder of the week.) After finishing that easy work at around eight-thirty, I went straight home with no supper. So far so good on my Manresa food-reduction resolution. But Thanksgiving looms, so I'm being realistic.


Lola. Covington: 517 N New Hampshire. 985-892-4992. Sandwiches. Platters.


Tuesday, November 25.  Arrears. Impastato's. It is an outrage that I can't take a four-day weekend off without falling desperately behind in my work. But there I am. Thanksgiving will not help things. My main concern is the looming deadline on my memoir. It's not scary yet, but it's getting there.

I was surprised that Mary Ann and the kids (I don't use that phrase often, now that Jude lives elsewhere) stayed on the South Shore long after Mary Leigh got off school. ML wasn't happy about that, but she could be mollified by dinner at Impastato's. Why not? The four of us jammed into a booth that seemed smaller than I remember. Of course, we are bigger. All four of us, only two in a normal way. Our children have not followed in our fat footsteps.

We wanted a light supper, but that is not possible here. Joe sent a plate of prosciutto dashed with lemon juice and olive oil. Then shrimp scampi and crab claws. Fettuccine Alfredo (inhalable as always) and pasta asciutta. Romaine salads. Finally, speckled trout. This is the short season when that great local fish is available in restaurants. (The population of fish is enormous, but the recreational fishing lobby has stolen almost all of it for itself by legal manipulations.) I had mine with artichokes and mushrooms. Mary Ann surrounded hers with crabmeat and shrimp, and said it was as fine as any she could remember. (That is one of her two or three favorite dishes.) Jude had something like chicken parmigiana, and Mary Leigh got another pasta combo, then began complaining of sleepiness. Logical: she gets up at six.

They left. I stayed and talked with Joe Impastato and Ken Caldcleugh, the owner of Cellars of River Ridge. We compared wine notes, talked about a vodka tasting we did at his shop a couple of years ago, and about the chef who's now operating his deli. Nice guy.

Then I got up and did a song with Roy Picou. I had good luck with "From Here To Eternity" last time I was here, so I ran that again.  If there was a house to be brought down, I would have. I was happy with it, which is the main reason I sing anyway.


Impastato's. Metairie: 3400 16th Street. 504-455-1545. Italian.


Wednesday, November 26. Cheesecake And Brining. As I write this, I wonder: why did I not take any photos at all of any of the dishes we cooked today for Thanksgiving tomorrow?

Mary Ann forced us all to eat leftovers today as we worked on cleaning the house and getting a jump on the cooking. My big project the day before Thanksgiving is always the cheesecake. It takes about an hour to put together, an hour or so to bake, then three hours to cool. If I start on this project after the radio show, I will be up very late getting the cheesecake into the refrigerator. Last year, I was so punchy that I slipped and let my masterpiece (I do claim that unabashedly) hit the floor and disintegrate. I all but cried.

Another day-before project in recent years has been baking bread. I am much less able at that, and I've never been entirely happy with my results. I need to bake more the rest of the year. This time, I tried a recipe in the cookbook Chef Andrea and I wrote twenty years ago. Like the cheesecake, the recipe for the molasses brown bread came from Andrea's pastry chef in those days, the late Lonnie Knisley.

The recipe makes too much dough, though. I will need to scale it back. It rose successfully twice, and although it was getting late I went ahead and baked it. Underbaked it, actually. My plan was to run it through the oven tomorrow to get the crust right. I'll just say right now that didn't work out. I had too many other things to do to attend to the bread. Note to self: have the bread completely finished the night before. Maybe start on Tuesday.

The last project of the day was to brine the turkeys. I have this down to science, including my routine of using turkey roasting bags to hold the brine, inside a couple of plastic buckets that just fit the turkey.

But when those babies were in the refrigerators, I had no room to store the ham. Aha! I will put it in the trunk of my car. It will be cool enough overnight to keep it that long.

To bed at a little after eleven, with the clock set for six tomorrow morning. That's comfortable.


Thursday, November 27. Thanksgiving. I was awake at six. Mary Ann rolled over and said, "You know, we don't need both ovens today. Why don't you roast one of the turkeys in the oven? That way you'll be able to sleep another hour." That's because I don't have enough room on the Big Green Egg to smoke two turkeys at the same time, so I do them serially. But they take so long that I need to start early. I liked her idea and did, indeed, go back to sleep until seven.

Back up, I started the charcoal fire. Then de-brined, rinsed, stuffed (with apples, orange peels, rosemary, onions,and celery), and seasoned (with my Creole seasoning) Turkey Number One. Onto the pit it went, protected from direct heat by a sheet of aluminum foil and a V-shaped rack.

Now, the ham. Oven on: 350 degrees. Ham removed from the trunk of the car. It looked a little gray. I don't think this one is as fresh as what I usually buy. That's what I get for not buying it myself. Using a batch of glaze I made last year (for a ham we wound up not baking), I applied a wet coat and packed a layer of brown sugar mixed with dry mustard over it. Problem: this brown sugar was coarsely granulated, not the semi-wet brown sugar we usually have. It didn't stick as well. (It never does stick perfectly, but as it melts in the oven in winds up coating the whole ham.)

I stopped cooking and cleaned up the kitchen until radio show time, at nine o'clock. I've hosted the WWL mid-morning show on Thanksgiving for eight years. Long enough that several listeners called to say that hearing me talk about what's going on in my kitchen is an essential part of their own Thanksgiving preparations.

Sugar-cane-smoked turkey ont eh Big Green Egg, at the Cool Water Ranch (in 2005).When the show ended at eleven, it was time to take the turkey off the grill. Beautiful! Mahogany brown! Not really having a place to put it just yet, I shut down the fire (you can do this on a Big Green Egg) and just let it remain out there.

Mary Ann discovered at this point that she was wrong about not needing both ovens. But it was too late to begin a second smoked turkey! And, besides, I wanted to use the roasting bags in which I brine the turkeys for their intended purpose. I remember that during my very first Thanksgiving radio show twenty years ago, someone told me how good a turkey baked inside a paper Schwegmann's bag came out. I wanted to see, using the state-of-the-art bag.

Luckily, the ham was almost done, and when I took it out shortly after Turkey Number Two went in, Mary Ann had the room she needed for. . . what was all that stuff, anyway? A casserole of beets, turnips, and carrots? Hmm. Aside from herself, who would go for that? But it is seasonal.

As for me, I went back to cleaning up the kitchen, which during my radio show had been laid waste by the girls. Even Jude was down here, messing around with something. This morning, I think I spent twice as much time cleaning as cooking.

I shouldn't complain. For once, we were still ahead of the game at noon. This is about the time when MA and I start getting testy with one another, or worse. All was calm.

But not perfect. I had just finished the mashed potatoes and creamed spinach, and was making little crab cakes as the guests arrived. I did those a little differently. Bechamel with green onion, celery, and bell pepper formed the center, as usual. But sprinkling bread crumbs over the cakelets as I formed them did much to hold them together. I put them on a pizza pan, and my sister Lynn--one of the first arrivals--cut little chips of butter atop each one. Under the broiler they went. Five minutes latter, we had some marvelous crab cakes that went very fast.

My plan was to make Italian-style baked oysters. But I never got around to it. People were here. The ham was being picked at by Mary Leigh and her cousin Hillary. Time for Daddy to start slicing ham and turkey. That occupies me completely until everyone is fed. And everyone, this day, was twenty-eight people. The oysters will have to wait till another day.

I took a break from carving to check on Turkey Number Two. The temperature in the thigh was 185--a little higher than I like. I took it out, and found the meat on the wings and legs was falling off the bone. But dryness wasn't a problem. This was very moist meat, and the breast was too. The miracle of brining! I like the results inside this roasting bag. Now I had turkey in two flavors out there.

And the bag-roasted bird gave us drippings for the gravy Mary Ann was trying to make. She took the gravy job away from me this year, saying I never got it right. But she was no happier about her own efforts. I don't care. I never liked gravy with turkey anyway.

I sawed away and poured wine and refilled the mashed potato chafing dish and tried to get the molasses brown bread into the oven. The kitchen was becoming a mess again. I give up. Give me a plate. The chef will now eat.

As for the wine, it happened again: people brought more wine than I used from my own racks. So the inventory went up, not down, even though we went through at least eight bottles. No Beaujolais Nouveau! How did that happen?

Too many desserts. My cheesecake went fast, but we had three pecan pies brought by others. My sister tried making a chocolate pie, but it didn't set up, and she pitched it. Mary Leigh passed her homemade ice cream sandwiches around to the other girls.

The population was a bit different from past years. The older members of the family were not here. Mary Ann's parents are gone now. Her oldest sister's husband is ailing too badly to go out. On the other end of the spectrum, for the first time in years we had little kids. The ones who were in that category when we took over the family Thanksgiving feast a decade ago are now all teenagers.

We had one non-family guest. I invited "Pal Al" Nassar, with whom I've worked at the radio stations for many years (he took retirement recently, although I doubt he's finished with his thirty-something-year radio career). His father died a few months ago, and he seemed to be at loose ends. Turns out that ours was one of three parties he would visit today. But he hung around for hours with us.

He was still here after dark, when Jude and the other teenagers decided we needed a bonfire. I had a good-sized pile of collected branches out in the meadow for just this purpose. The only challenge was lighting it, since it had drizzled earlier. But if there's one thing a boy learns in the Scouts, it's how to get a fire going. The little boys were fascinated by the pyre, of course, and went around picking up more sticks to keep it going. Which it did, for a couple of hours, everybody standing around and smelling that burning-leaf aroma so distinctive this time of year.

Smiles! Smiles! Smiles! A near-perfect celebration.

And, once again, I neglected to take a single picture. (The one here of the turkey on teh Big Green Egg was take on 2005.)


Saturday, November 29. Mattina Bella. Romance And Marriage Revisited. Pot Stickers. We began our Saturday with a full-family repast at Mattina Bella, our new Saturday breakfast venue of choice. (Mary Leigh's choice, really, but that's fine with the rest of us.) Pancakes, omelettes, bacon, hash browns, and biscuits all around. Mary Ann got the prize for strangest breakfast: a link of grilled Italian sausage and grits. I came in second, with an omelette of cheese, spinach, and avocados, topped with hollandaise.

The kids savored it to the hilt. They know that this repast flies in the face of Mary Ann's imperative that we subsist on leftovers until there are no more. But who ever heard of breakfast leftovers?

I had a three-hour radio show to perform on WWL at noon today. The rest of the gang went out in search of tiles for the new bathroom upstairs and other pork-barrel projects. After the show, I sat down at the computer and worked on the chapter of my memoir that describes how Mary Ann and I met, how she hired me for my radio job, how we got married, and why all of that was as good as it was unlikely. It made me mushy and mellow to put all that down on paper.

Mary Ann, who relishes this week with the entire family back in the house, did not push leftovers for supper. But we will eat at home tonight, she decreed. Not only that, but we would all gather in the kitchen and make dinner together. Specifically, Chinese pot stickers, a labor-intensive dish with lots of labor for everyone.

To me fell the job of making the filling. It's ground pork, spinach, green onions, water chestnuts, garlic, soy sauce, crushed red pepper, and some egg, all cooked down in a skillet. The girls cut and stuffed the pasta squares with the filling, then passed them back to me. I'd steam them first, then fry them in a little oil in a skillet.

For some reason, we can't seem to locate the round gyoza wrappers that make perfect pot stickers. Just the square ones. After you trim those into circles (they won't stuff right unless you do), they're really too small for the cooking process. But we got by.

Mary Ann and the kids--wait a minute. What has Jude been doing all this time? Other than playing the piano, same song over and over, cursing each time he hits the wrong key?

So. It was really just the two Marys and me. They also stuffed some bigger wrappers with cabbage, carrots, shrimp, and a few other things to make egg rolls. Again, I was the fry cook. I didn't have high hopes for these, but in fact they came out good, if a little heavy.

We ate all of this as fast as we cooked it, and then went to our separate rooms. I returned to the delightful task of writing about our honeymoon in Belgium.


Mattina Bella. Covington: 421 E. Gibson. 504-892-0708. Breakfast. Neighborhood Café.

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Questions and Comments

Peas, Please

Hughes asks:
Where do I find fresh peas? I want to make some split pea soup.

Tom sez:
Fresh peas are indeed hard to find. That's beacuse less than five percent of the peas grown are eaten fresh, instead of frozen or canned. The problem you will have now is that this is not the time of year for peas, really. Down here, this is a good time to plant peas for harvest before it gets really hot. Most people plant them in summer and harvest them in mid to late fall. They do not grow especailly well in our climate.

You wouldn't want fresh peas for split pea soup anyway. Dried work better, dissolving a little as they cook and thickening the soup. Start with a vegetable stock and forget about ham. How that became part of split pea soup I'll never know. I love ham, and I love peas, but I don't really like them together.

By the way, in all my years of dining around New Orleans, I've encountered fresh peas exactly once: at K-Paul's. The waitress told me that they had fun sitting around shelling them, a very time-consuming process.

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Recipe

New Orleans
Chicken-and-Mushroom Hash


When defrosting our old extra refrigerator one weekend, I discovered six--SIX!--whole chickens in there. "They were on sale!" said my wife. I started thinking of things to do with them, and realized I hadn't made chicken hash in ages. I decided to start from scratch and see if I could come up with a New Orleans-style approach to this old American classic. It was good enough to make over and over. Now I wait until some of the bolete mushrooms that grow in the woods next to my house come up to do it. Of course, I have to go out and buy the chicken.
  • 1 free-range chicken, about four pounds
  • 1 large onion, cut up
  • 4 ribs celery, cut up
  • 1 Tbs. black peppercorns
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1/2 tsp. thyme
  • 4 Tbs. butter
  • 3/4 cup flour
  • 4 thick slices of smoky bacon, fried crisp and crumbled
  • 1 cup coarsely-chopped fresh mushrooms
  • 1/2 red bell pepper, seeds and membrane removed, chopped into tiny dice
  • 1 Tbs. Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 Tbs. salt-free Creole seasoning
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1/2 cup freshly-grated bread crumbs
  • 1 green onion, sliced finely
  • 8 sprigs parsley, leaves only, chopped
1. Bring a gallon of water to a boil in a stockpot and add chicken, three-fourths of the onion, two ribs of celery, peppercorns, bay leaf, and thyme. Bring to a boil, uncovered, and then lower to a simmer. Cook the chicken for one hour.

2. Remove the chicken and let it cool. Debone the chicken and remove skin. Chop the meat into half-inch dice. Strain the stock, dispose of the solid parts, and reserve a quart and a half of the stock. Save the rest for other uses.

3. Chop the reserved celery and onion.

4. Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in the flour and cook to a blond roux. Add the bacon, mushrooms, bell pepper, chopped celery and chopped onion. Sauté in the roux for about four minutes.

5. Add diced chicken, Worcestershire, Creole seasoning, salt, and 6 cups chicken stock. Bring to a light boil and cook until almost all the liquid has been absorbed.

6. Stir in the green onions, parsley, and bread crumbs. Adjust seasonings with salt and black pepper to taste.

Serves six.


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