Friday, April 1, 2016.
Too Good To Be Real. Again.
The front-page review published in the newsletter today brings forth the the same response I get every year at this time. I thought for sure that my report on a six-fleurs-de-lis restaurant (I only go up to five), in which I say you can get an eight-course meal involving foie gras, caviar, pounds of jumbo lump crabmeat, along with some of the world's most expensive wines, all on an all-you-can-eat basis for about twenty dollars. I expected that the story would be rejected by all readers as being obviously fraudulent. But a certain number of readers fell for it. Proving once again that people want to believe the impossible if it sounds good enough.
The radio show is busy with a group of guests who are involved with the NOLA Food Fest, which brings chefs from all over the country to the Spanish Plaza. There they sell their dishes at a nominal price, in the same free-admission, pay-for-food-ad-drink concept that the French Quarter Festival uses.
One of the guests is Ralph Brennan. I haven't spoke with him in awhile. He tells me that the revived Brennan's on Royal Street is rolling right along. So is the Napoleon House, which Ralph bought from the Impastato family about a year ago. He reaffirms that the right thing to do with the Napoleon House is as little as possible. Its buildings date back to the late 1700s and early 1800s. And its customers demand a certain set of edibles (muffulettas), drinkables (Pimm's Cups), and atmospherics (classical music played by a serve-yourself sound system).
Ralph says that Chef Chris Montero has re-emphasized the private party room on the second floor. It's a handsome space with big windows, an old plank floor, and a great view of the French Quarter. It had been used as a bistro and a banquet room before the hurricane, but hadn't really been revived since then.
The Food Fest was to have gone off this evening, but the weather is so terrible that it will wait until tomorrow's sunny skies show themselves off. The same conditions prevail in City Park, where Hogs for the Cause officially cancelled the first of its two-day barbecue fundraiser against juvenile brain cancer.
I have dinner at Pascal's Manale. For the first time in around thirty years, I dine in the corner dining room. I've always thought of it as better looking than the Napoleon Avenue-facing dining room, whose walls are covered with sports memorabilia.
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Pascal's Manale. Uptown: 1838 Napoleon Ave. 504-895-4877.
[divider type=""]Saturday, April 2, 2016. U-Turn At Dakota.
I'm up a bit earlier than normal, and hunker down in performing three hours worth of inessential jobs that are probably worth doing. Compiling a database of the five hundred or so people who attended Eat Club dinners in the past, for example. I also need to sort my photographs to make them easier to find. I have thousands of shots, about which I only know the shooting date and the image itself. About a third of the latter are unrecognizable. I would be more efficient if I did what chefs do: clean up as I go. I've had enough of this by nine-thirty. I leave to make groceries, drop off laundry, do some banking, and stop at the lawnmower repair shop. My lawn tractor has a flat tire, and I can't figure out how to get the old one off. (Getting the old one off is the most difficult part of any repair.) The advice they give me moves the project along a step, but I still can't dislodge the wheel. A radio broadcast of a basketball game defeats The Food Show. I was to have been a judge for Hogs for the Cause, but when I check on where I m to go and when, I am told that there was a form I needed to fill out, and I didn't. And now they have all the judges they need. (I suspect that would inevitably be the case.) The day is beautiful, and I know they'll have a great turnout. I take an hour's brisk walk around the Cool Water Ranch, where water is still standing along many parts of my trail, forcing me to stick to the gravel road. After that, an exquisitely enjoyable hour-long nap. I read an article this week touting the advantages to one's health in taking both long walks and naps, which makes those two hours today even better. Dinner at Dakota. It's been some time. During the past five years or so, the restaurant wasn't the thrillmaker that it was during most of its history. A few years ago, I let its rating drop to four fleurs from its longtime five. But tonight showed a return to its old imagination and polish. And better than that, it mixed ideas and flavors from both the current ingredient-driven and the more lusty styles from the 1990s. I'd better explain that. Although restaurants have had much to talk about in their use of locally-grown, superbly fresh meats and vegetables, it seems to me that restaurants rely too much on the pedigree of their raw materials. Okay, so these are heirloom root vegetables, and those are lamb and pork roasts raised without the use of growth hormones. But do those efforts automatically result in more pleasurable eating? I would say no. The oysters Bienville I had last night at Manale's--made with a roux and bread crumbs and bacon and who knows what else--were more enjoyable in the eating than anything I had at Dakota tonight. [caption id="attachment_51173" align="alignnone" width="480"]




