Today is November 5th, 2019

Tom Fitzmorris November 05, 2019 09:02 Almanac

November 5

Upcoming Deliciousness

Thanksgiving: November 28.

Christmas: Wednesday, December 25.

New Year's Eve: Tuesday, December 31.

 

Today's Flavor

Today is National Hot Doughnut Day. A friend of mine once described hot glazed doughnuts as "heroin." Once you're hooked, you can't help but be wooed by the things for the rest of your life. Many of us got the bug in the 1960s, when, it seemed everyone leaving church was required by law to pick up a dozen doughnuts on the way home. Since they were likely still hot from the fryer, they were wonderful and so light that you could down a few of them before overdosing. 

Every now and then, doughnuts wheedle their ways back into my life, to my instantaneous pleasure and subsequent distress. Then, of course, there's the whole matter of French Market-style beignets. While beignets are fully-fledged as an Authentic New Orleans Food Item, they are no less deadly to the diet. One wishes that beignets were sold singly, instead of in trios. But the waiters insist on giving you the whole order. And you can't help but eat them.

Annals Of Local Food Festivals

Today is the birthday, in 1947, of Quint Davis, the producer of the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival since the very beginning in 1970. Although the Jazzfest is best known for the matchless program of music it packs into its two weekends, there is no question that just as many people show up for the food as for the music. This is nothing new. Food has always been front and center at the Festival, from its first running in Congo Square. The Jazz Festival menu is as distinctive as that of any restaurant, offering local dishes that are very hard to find at other times of the year. Indeed, eating the crawfish sacks, sweet potato pone, jambalaya, and meat pies out there is essential to getting into the swing of the thing.

Food Through History

The first European encounter with maize (corn) occurred today in 1492, when the natives of Cuba showed the grain to Columbus. As nourishing and useful as corn is, it was a long time before it caught on. Even now, in places where it is not familiar, it's usually rejected by people as suitable only for animals. But corn is now grown and eaten everywhere. As they did with most New World crops, the Italians took to corn eagerly, particularly in the northern provinces, where polenta--which is almost pure cornmeal--is on almost every entree plate. 

Lake Madeleine is in the Adirondacks in upstate New York. This is a mountainous near-wilderness, and popular with skiers. (Lake Placid is thirty-seven miles away.) Lake Madeleine is one of the countless lakes scraped out by the last round of glaciers in that part of New York. The lake is a crescent, about two miles long and half a mile wide. It's popular with fishermen, and is a good place to catch several species of bass and walleye. If you come up with nothing, it's only four miles to the 19th Hole in the town of Tupper Lake, which has quite a few other restaurants.

Edible Dictionary

lasagna (Italian; plural, lasagne), n. A baked, layered casserole of ground or chopped meats, vegetables, and tomato sauce with thick strata of cheese and pasta separating the other ingredients. The pasta most commonly used for this dish bears the same name. It's made in wide sheets, often rippled at the edges. While most versions of lasagna include meat, meatless versions that emphasize either cheese or vegetables are common. A red tomato sauce is also the standard, but some white versions made with cream occasionally appear. The fact that no part of Italy has a convincing claim on having invented the dish probably means that it migrated to Italian kitchens, probably from the Middle East. The name itself is Greek, the words for the container in which it is baked. It also is the word for "chamber pot." This tells us that the essence of the dish is that it's baked in large, deep dishes, like many others from that part of the world. Lasagna is found in almost every Italian restaurant. In Italy, however, its presence on a menu is often a sign that the restaurant is gearing its cookery for tourists.

Deft Dining Rule #471: 

You will never again enjoy doughnuts as much as you did when you were twelve years old. So you may as well quit trying. 

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez:

The unfried dough for making your own doughnuts should be so soft that you can hardly pick it up. The oil should be new, heated to 375 degrees (check this with a thermometer), and used to fry only two or three doughnuts at a time. 

Annals Of Popular Culture

Today in 1935, Monopoly was released by Parker Brothers, and went on to become one of the most popular board games of all time. Since then, many specialized versions of Monopoly have appeared, but one I've yet to see is one based on restaurants. You'd have Domilese's and Mother's in those first two spaces after GO, and where Boardwalk and Park Place are on the standard board there'd be Commander's Palace and Galatoire's. In place of the railroads, you'd have Dorignac's, Langenstein's, Rouse's and Breaux Mart. Could be fun.

Restaurateurs On The Silver Screen

Today is the birthday in 1911 of Leonard Slye, better known as the King of the Cowboys, Roy Rogers. He became famous as the founder and lead yodeler of the greatest cowboy music group of all time, The Sons Of The Pioneers. Then his film career took off. Much later, he licensed his name for a quick-service roast beef sandwich restaurant chain. It's gone from New Orleans, but is still very much alive around the country. The sandwich was actually not bad. It was made of real beef, not some sort of processed beef roll, and seasoned with enough pepper to make it convincing. They had better-than-average fried chicken, too. The joke about the place was that after eating there you'd know what happened to Trigger (who, actually, was stuffed and still stands in a museum). 

Great Hosts In History

Texas Guinan, an actress and singer who became best known for her saloon in New York, died today in 1933. Her joint was where you'd find the celebrities of the day enjoying their tipples during Prohibition. She was often in the news herself when her place was raided, as it often was.

Celebrity Chefs

Remember Chef Tell? He was one of the early television chefs, and was still active enough in the 1990s that he appeared a couple of times on my radio show. His real name was Friedemann Paul Erhardt; he picked up his stage name when he was a child actor playing William Tell, and it stuck. He started appearing on television in 1974, and continued to make appearances for twenty-five years more. He had a  German accent, and that made him easy to parody--as he often was. He owned a couple of restaurants in Pennsylvania. Today is his birthday, in 1943, in Stuttgart.

Food Namesakes

Brian Wheat, the bassist with the rock group Tesla, was born today in 1963. . . French writer Phillippe de Mornay was cooked up today in 1623. Mornay sauce is a bechamel with cheese. . . Actor Nestor Serrano walked onto life's stage today in 1955. Serrano is the Spanish dry-cured ham. . . Professional basketball player O.J. Mayo came out of the jar today in 1987. He has a rare drink-and-food name.

Words To Eat By

"The hole in the doughnut is at least digestible."H.L.Mencken